• Sewing A Leather Coat
  • Me: OH MY GOD HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO MAKE THIS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING.
  • My Sewing Machine: Don't worry about it, I can take this. You're going to be alright buddy!
  • Sewing A Zipper
  • Me: Let's get this done quick so I can go make tea ~ !
  • My Sewing Machine: FUCK YOU, YOU SLAVE DRIVER. I REFUSE TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS. MAY ALL YOUR THREAD KNOT UP AND TANGLE IMPOSSIBLY WITHIN THE BOWELS OF MY FRIGID EMPTY SHELL.

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#cosplay

#sewing

#i literally just spent an hour sewing a fucking zipper

#my tea is now cold

#my cosplays

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