general petition for all con masquerades to include the cha cha slide as an intermission piece.

8 notes

#anime california

#cause damn my legs were gettin tired

#had to cha cha out the stiffness

Anonymous

FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.

thunderstoned:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

IM SC REA MING

i don’t have enough air in my lungs to laugh the way i want to at this.

49,053 notes

#fucking dying

#not sure if troll

Anonymous

how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help

spacetwinks:

y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!

you mean to tell me i’ve been writing novel sized responses of roleplayed smut when i could’ve been getting paid for it.

1,799 notes

#reference

#don't you judge me

#you know all you fanfic authors will jump on it

#get to work already

elvishness:

hades and persephone at the beach uwu

elvishness:

hades and persephone at the beach uwu

(via ziggytheartninja)

11,445 notes

#hades

#persephone

#art

#inspiration

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

image

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

image

June:

image

Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

image

August:
image

(via hairspring)

951,366 notes

#every month

#every month until december

Anonymous

Where did you get your base wig for gumball

The base wig is a blonde Benny from Arda Wigs, which I then dunked into a pit of FW Ink dye to turn it pink. I styled it with hair spray, cake vodka and confused laughter.

2 notes

iguanamouth:

grunklestan:

dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only

thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be

i wasn’t going to reblog this, but then the commentary strangled the air from my lungs.

iguanamouth:

grunklestan:

dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only

thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be

i wasn’t going to reblog this, but then the commentary strangled the air from my lungs.

(via indulging-inaccuracy)

13,563 notes

#fucking dying

#i can't fucking breathe

bathroom selfies of my remade sebastian cosplay for anime california! not that you can see shit since it’s 90% deep inky black bullshit? shit idk, there’s like 10 things i forgot to do, like nail polish, and 10 more things that i was literally too lazy to do, like figuring out what his damn hair even is. fuck this greasy crow. man whatever, i’ll worry about it next con, i was too wrecked to care.

bathroom selfies of my remade sebastian cosplay for anime california! not that you can see shit since it’s 90% deep inky black bullshit? shit idk, there’s like 10 things i forgot to do, like nail polish, and 10 more things that i was literally too lazy to do, like figuring out what his damn hair even is. fuck this greasy crow. man whatever, i’ll worry about it next con, i was too wrecked to care.

80 notes

#anime california

#kuroshituji

#sebastian michaelis

#my cosplays

carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)


#i feel like this picture is the embodiment of california at its most california (via billymermays)

carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

106,713 notes

#so accurate it hurts

#california

Page 1 of 1123

1

2

3

4

5

Next ›